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That’s not how it works.

My mother-in-law 😭

Hard boiled egg. Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue

I remember this very well and I remember people thought it was dumb then too.

You don’t need toilet paper to dry your bum off?

I’ll boycott who I damn well please

I’m definitely taking a dump on that bitch Virginia Fox’s grave when she dies and you know it’ll be soon cuz she’s an elderly, geriatric, expiring, old bitch.

Ointment… it sounds so gross

Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond. I’m from New England so I hear it often and the back story makes me cringe every time and I haaate it

Who’s still streaming? 🏴‍☠️

Start watching other countries sports. Especially Formula One. Then you will see the flags and hear the anthems. At this point my husband has the British and Dutch anthems memorized