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[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 92 points 6 days ago
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 60 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] inbeesee@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago
[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Mini wheats isn't a terrible name for a guinea pig

[–] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's awesome, actually, like a pun on the sound they make.

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ass is a terrible name for a pet.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

But pussy isn't!

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] marighost@piefed.social 18 points 6 days ago (3 children)

40 minutes later, how you doing pal?

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I be good, thanks for checking in. I am old. It’s medicine now.

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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago
[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 6 days ago

Look at cute little Ibuprofin!

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Guinea Pig.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

Why would I eat the poor fellas name?

[–] craigers@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

His name is cheese and he has a brother named Salami. It's important for guinea pigs to have a playmate or they get depressed.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] GoodTransKitty@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago
[–] Snowies@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago
[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

Protein Shake! Cute.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago
[–] GoddessGundy@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I found the psychopath

[–] krow@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago

You're going to name him 'Guinea Pig'?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

His name is Hot Dog and he is beautiful.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Why would I eat a guinea pig’s name?

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Don't call him ass

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 days ago
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Ask me again in five minutes so I can say "beans"

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[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago
[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago
[–] Matombo@feddit.org 3 points 5 days ago

Fried Onions

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Your creature's new name is "Cock". Congratulations.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Cheez-it

Not a bad name XD

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

MacBook Pro

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago
[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago (8 children)

Lil tater tot is lookin cute as hell over there. However, I consider guinea pigs to be part of the “hamster family” so I do not want to get any where near it. Absolutely evil creatures. Never trust a hamster.

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