knuk

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[–] knuk@piefed.ca 9 points 5 days ago (5 children)

We take a lot for granted these days and it can sometimes be hard to fathom what was like for the people that came before us. Did you know back in the early 1800's that bean cultivation had yet to be perfected? Every bean plant would only grow a single bean. The bourgeois at the time would eat these lone legumes on tiny square pieces of toasted bread as hors d'oeuvres at high class parties. Marie Antoinette once went to a party wearing an entire boat on her head that would fire out single beans from its tiny canons at people as a show of her huge wealth and power.

It wasn't until 1848 that John Dogecore (the farmer) cross pollinated several bean plants until he created a new crop that could grow hundreds of beans on a single plant. Suddenly a single bean on a slice of tiny toast was no longer the food of the rich and powerful, but the everyman. Out in his field, showcasing his first bumper crop of beans that year, John Dogecore (the farmer) spoke to reporters.

"No longer will a single bean be used as a symbol of the aristocracy. May every man women and child in this great nation eat a whole can of my beans on large pieces of toast before they fuck off into the coal mines. A belly full. A heart satiated. I grew these for the people, I grew these for you." And with this he held out his fists and let his beans spill to the ground like rain.

After this historic moment, beans on toast became the staple food of the working class in Britain. Infant mortality dropped to an all time low as the often underfed and overworked working class of the nation could suddenly access a hearty, cheap meal.

[–] knuk@piefed.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] knuk@piefed.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The recruitment video from April showed scenes from games including Fortnite and an American football title, and proclaimed: "You've been training for this..."

[–] knuk@piefed.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Going indie from scratch means going no income for years for a project that may never succeed, not everyone can afford the risk. Existing indie studio have very limited hiring capacity compared to the amount of people getting laid off from big companies.

[–] knuk@piefed.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Neat! Thanks for sharing

[–] knuk@piefed.ca 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Could you describe it? Assuming you have experience with it. I love learning about that kind of stuff

[–] knuk@piefed.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I think it means the reunion when they're around 40 years old

[–] knuk@piefed.ca 2 points 1 month ago

If having to call a few vets offices to see if there is an opening for your dog is 'traumatic' for you, you need serious help

I'm curious where that comes from, because I did mention being unable to find a vet where I'm moving, but you may have made up the traumatic part in your head? It would explain a lot of things about interactions you've had here. Unless you're referencing something else?

[–] knuk@piefed.ca 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I rarely pull out the oven, fridge, dishwasher, dryer and washer to clean under or behind them, how often would you do it?

I love to go to the doctor but I only get to see them when my health issues get me hospitalized. Last time it was over a hundred gallstones and pancreatitis, doctors told me it was stomach acid until I turned visibly yellow.

And I'm moving because my partner finally found a near minimum wage job in his industry after years of research.

Yeah being an adult kinda sucks.

[–] knuk@piefed.ca 8 points 1 month ago (14 children)

I'm about to move and it's such shit it's making me depressed. I can't find anyone to rent my current place so I might be stuck paying for two places. Packing everything takes so much time. Cleaning up whatever shows behind the furniture for whoever comes next, cleaning up the place we're moving to, disassembling and reassembling some of the larger furniture. Losing whatever few friends I managed to make in a city to go somewhere where I know nobody. Losing access to all the cool places I knew about to go somewhere that seemingly has none of them. Dealing with changing the address on every place that might send me mail, knowing I won't get everything and I'll have to deal with trying to find lost mail after. Trying to find a new vet for my senior dog who needs monthly injections when none of the vets take new clients. Moving is shit.

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