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Stonefield ~ "Through the Storm".

Stonefield has certainly got a lot of fans. Their second EP, 'Bad Reality', reached the top 100 on the ARIA Albums Chart, and their self-titled debut album peaked at number 21.

Their second album, 'As Above, So Below', received four out of five stars from Jaymz Clements of 'Rolling Stone' and 3.5 stars from Bryget Chrisfield of 'TheMusic.com.au'. Chrisfield described the album as: > "...surpass[ing] all preconceived notions of the sonic terrain these rockin' sisters can effortlessly traverse. Don't freak out. The band's killer riffs and headbanging opps prevail."

Their fourth album, 'Bent', was also well-received, with one reviewer claiming it was Stonefield's "most varied, interesting and just plain fun album to listen to." Another reviewer praised the band's "gnarly brand of psych-rock" and their "mind-bending, psychedelic riffs".

So, yeah, they're pretty good.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN: Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and Russia: Ruled by a pair of nuts.

Aliens visit Earth. They come in peace and surprisingly, they speak English.

Obviously, all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors. When it's the Pope's turn, he asks: "Do you know about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?"

"You mean JC?", responds the alien. "Yeah, we know him! He's the greatest, isn't he? He swings by every year to make sure that we are doing ok".

Surprised, the pope follows up with: "He visits every year?! It's been over two millennia and we're still waiting for his SECOND coming!"

The alien sees that the pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize. "Maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?"

The pope retorts "Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?"

The alien says "Yea, when he first visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates! Why? What did you guys do?"👽🤔