lonefighter

joined 2 years ago
[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

We'll have the Left of America Ocean and the Right of America Ocean. Nevermind, that sounds too much like political parties and left is bad. How about Big Beautiful Ocean on This Side of America and Big Beautiful Ocean on That Side of America? I'm assuming he's too stupid to use East and West/s

[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm a woman who is straight AF, not a bicurious-bone in my body that I've discovered yet, and I'm having a casual fling with a bisexual dude. It doesn't bother me at all, he's hot as fuck, sweet as hell, we have a good time together, and I have better things to do with my life than sit around and brood about the gender of his previous partners.

[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 month ago (7 children)

My cell phone is in my dreams all the time. Usually I'm trying but failing to make or send text messages or phone calls.

It's when I succeed in my dream that I wake up in a panic and check my phone to make sure that I didn't actually carry it out in real life. So far so good.

[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I do actually have two, so the cat hair and litter tracked everywhere adds mess that is not my own! :)

[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Self hatred because if you were just better it wouldn't take 6 hours to clean a one bedroom apartment that you live in alone and are never even home in and if you didn't suck so much it wouldn't ever get dirty and need cleaned beyond a quick vacuum in the first place.

[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh they "rigged" it, but they did it very openly. Elon Musk went to all the key states and bribed voters with his checks and his lottery and it was all ruled completely legal because technically anyone could sign up even though it was very obviously set up to pay off people to vote for Trump.

[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I have been so depressed this week and you just made me laugh so hard and for so long my cat came into the room to check on me. I can totally relate to the obliviousness. I wouldn't recognize flirting if you wrote it on a sign and held it in front of my face

[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For me, once the interruption happens then it switches to "you stupid bitch, you did it, you did it, you stupid bitch, don't do it again, don't do it again, this is why you have no friends you stupid bitch..."

[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Is that why my soul is dead?

[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

A lot of people don't believe jobs should make a living wage. They argue that if you want to make enough money to survive, you should get an education or work your way up out of entry level, while conveniently ignoring the fact that they've made education wildly expensive and that minimum wage is so outdated that in some places you can make double or triple minimum wage and still not be considered making enough to survive as a single adult with no dependents (I make over 3x minimum wage and rent on a small 1 bedroom apartment is over half my paycheck, if I don't work OT shifts I don't go grocery shopping that month). They also like to complain that no one wants to work anymore. My personal take is that if a job is worthwhile enough to society that someone needs to do it, that person deserves to make enough to survive, but apparently that's a wildly socialist take in this country.

[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Once the immigrants are out they'll just start onto the next group they don't like. I have a family member who told me during Trump's first presidency that I should "get out" and that I was no longer welcome in the country, simply for the crime of no longer being the good little brainwashed conservative I was raised to be. (I'd have loved to get out, but that takes money or education and I was raised with neither because conservatives like their children stupid and I'm trying but fuck it's difficult to gain an education as a single adult in this economy)

They don't want anyone here who doesn't shut up and fall in line and you'd better be a heterosexual white nationalist Christian while you're at it or you're going to be fucked sooner or later.

[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I'm a first responder. I occasionally have to go through the pockets and belongings of unresponsive or dead people to search for ID or medical information. Obviously I'm not doing it to steal anything, but it has occurred to me that I have one of the few jobs where I actually "loot" corpses.

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