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I wait at the cell phone lot, then the passenger takes the terminal train to the Alt Hotel and texts me when they arrive at the station. By the time I zip the 200m they're walking out the front door.

Guitar fretboard inlays, maybe?

Hopefully there were crayons to explain to Duhg how the world works.

Code Brown in turn one!

Don't start giving them any crazy ideas!

Like getting kicked in the testicles.

Pull my finger.

Moraine Lake, Alberta, Canada. And the Jungfraujoch, Switzerland. Just stunning.

I've seen Firefox do that with an ad blocker active on the page.

Kinda unfair to pick on a rattlesnake with a fake leg.

Yup, axe the tax, baby.

It's a very fine line between "I don't think that's enough" and "OMG, will it ever stop?"