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Basically my teenager going through puberty.

Sounds like he had a union job and/or worked for govt. Like a janitor in a school district.

Alright, 40s here, I'll try. I assume OP is some kind of social media figure with a following. "Ship" means having a parasocial or imaginary relationship with a public figure, like a kpop star. I think fandoms often "ship" imaginary charactors together, like 2 charactors who are not in love in the original material of an anime.

So she's saying break up with your girlfriend because I imagine us together. Take down your photos because I'm jealous your other fans will look.

Then she's talking about a parasocial relationship she has with an ai chatbot she has trained upon OP's likeness and data. She's saying her chatbot version of OP told her to go ahead and contact OP with these psycho demands.

How did I do?

He's got his pose down as tight as any instagram thot.

Cancer in a tortilla!

Surely you would rather watch the cat channel.

I have a dog who does this because he fully understands the television and thinks I should watch Fred TV instead. He also tries to snoot my phone out of my hand 20 times a day.

I started a compost and freeze all my meat till use. Goodbye, guilt! Those plums are bettering my soil now! I'm stealing south america's water and nutrients!

I thought you were leaving?

Flock is international. They claim a quarter million cameras up in Europe. So American cameras surveilling everyone. Local govts across the world paying into it.

this is not an airport, there is no need to announce your departure.

I was just wondering how hard it would be to rip a fucking leg off. I'm an industrial mechanic. Bolt cutters? Tin snips.