moobythegoldensock

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[–] moobythegoldensock 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Epstein’s Law: Every Conservative accusation is a confession.

[–] moobythegoldensock 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Haha, been there. My kiddo snuck a tortilla chip from my wife’s lunch that had been sitting in ghost salsa when she was around 4 or 5. And when she was a little older she stole a slice of homemade pizza that had ghost peppers on it.

Literal trial by fire.

[–] moobythegoldensock 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Dude, read your own link. Hamburgers were literally the only item where the McDonalds wrapper didn’t win.

And the hamburgers weren’t homemade, they were from McDonalds.

This is how bullshit gets spread on the internet. People read like two words and then make the rest up.

[–] moobythegoldensock 2 points 1 month ago

TL;DR: Vaccination

[–] moobythegoldensock 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks, Ima start citing it now and hopefully it catches on.

[–] moobythegoldensock 7 points 1 month ago

If it weren’t for slavery, we wouldn’t be able to celebrate freeing the slaves. Checkmate, liberals!

[–] moobythegoldensock 5 points 1 month ago

They’re the same thing. You just take the square root of both sides to get i = sqrt(-1).

[–] moobythegoldensock 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)

He lies about his wealth. We all know he’s really worth about tree fitty.

[–] moobythegoldensock 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s the old guidelines. Current guidelines are combo maintenance inhaler as needed to start, then move to every day if needed. Singulair and nebulizers for asthma are falling out of favor as well.

[–] moobythegoldensock 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Because he’s in them. But so are several other politicians (any party), along with business leaders, celebrities, foreign royalty/diplomats, and other influential figures.

Whatever is in there is bad enough to mar Trump and a lot of other people, but not explicit enough to have incentivized the Democrats to release it for a guaranteed 2024 win. It’s going to have a lot of record keeping of trips, gifts, etc. but probably will not have clear evidence of criminal activity, and people will be left debating which vague terms (“island cruise” or whatever) were code for trafficking customers.

[–] moobythegoldensock 1 points 1 month ago

199 mph

So close.

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