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[โ€“] nuke@yah.lol 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

They took er jerbs!

(I shamelessly stole it from NCD discord. ๐ŸŽถ It's the CIIIIIRRRCLE OF LIIIIIFE)

[โ€“] nuke@yah.lol 27 points 2 years ago

If ladies didn't like Dad jokes, it'd be called bachelor jokes.

[โ€“] nuke@yah.lol 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"These people were outrageous," Kemp said. There was "no safety testing, no analysis of the product to see what was in it." He said that the person who developed the water treatment process for Real Water bought the titanium tubes "from some Russian guy in the 80s" and spent four to five months making alkaline waters in his garage, working until he had a formula that didn't make him vomit or have diarrhea.

JFC

[โ€“] nuke@yah.lol 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Join NATO ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฆ

[โ€“] nuke@yah.lol 13 points 2 years ago (5 children)

There's other options!

Such as?

I don't know I'm not the Ukrainian president

LMFAO. Fucking vatniks ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] nuke@yah.lol 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (8 children)

I guess I'll ask you a second time lol. What is your other option? Go on, explain it to us.

[โ€“] nuke@yah.lol 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (10 children)

Go on, tell us what your other option is. Just let the invading army genocide you, right? Don't resist. Don't fight back. Cease to exist at the hands of Russian imperialism.

Please, explain it to us why you support Russian genocide.

[โ€“] nuke@yah.lol 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

the only real hint that they're going to cause trouble is if their username ends in @lemmy.world or @feddit.de

Lol what a bunch of bullshit. Why do I always see tankies scare mongering people off lemmy.world?

EDIT

Checked comment history. Yup, tankie as fuck

"Put a little nazi armband on the Ukrainian then add NATO pouring gasoline all over"

[โ€“] nuke@yah.lol 0 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] nuke@yah.lol 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I had an idea about this today but I don't know enough about Lemmy to confirm it. Thought I'd run it by you just in case.

Could you create a post and lock it normally, then directly edit the postgres row to unlock the post? I'm wondering if this would federate the lock but not federate your unlock causing all outside users to see a lock and all internal users see an unlocked post.

Possible edge case: users who subscribe to the community after the unlock will receive the initial data dump of posts and this will include the post in its current unlocked state.

However, this would be an easy way to block the majority commenting on a post while maintaining a seemless experience for your internal users.

[โ€“] nuke@yah.lol 108 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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