oppy1984

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[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 4 points 1 week ago

Mom's green 94 Ford Taurus. But I learned to drive in Dad's 89 rust brown Honda Civic hatchback with a manual transmission.

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 2 points 1 week ago

Balding thank you very much. Also I don't have a mortgage.

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Ah but you see there's the problem, you don't have a committee to launch a working group that puts together investigative teams to research and write reports on the benefit of the solution, the ROI of the solution, the training costs of the solution, stakeholder buy in of the solution, and potential alternatives to the solution. You need at least a 10 month process before one jackass says they don't want the solution so the committee can recommend to management that the solution be abandoned.

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 4 points 1 week ago

Yep, I saw they had The Monday Night Wars and every episode was listed as free to stream. When I finished episode 4 a message came up that I could subscribe to continue watching. I checked online and it was all, from episode 5 on, behind the paywall after saying beforehand that it wasn't. I deleted the app from my Roku and phone, then deleted my account. Fuck peacock.

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 27 points 1 week ago (10 children)

My employer, a fortune 500, blocks password managers and all other add-ons.

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I'll take nuclear hell fire, thank you very much. Get it over fast.

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 1 points 1 week ago

I hadn't even thought of the legalized slavery aspect of prisons, makes sense once you said it.

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 2 points 1 week ago

MAGA sticks fingers in their ears, starts yelling "nah nah nah nah" and runs down the middle until they fall of the end because death would be better than facing reality.

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 5 points 1 week ago

Herdy der hur, flippity flop flippity flop, bork bork bork bork, shimer for er, bork bork bork bork bork bork bork, flippity flop, bork bork bork boooork bork bork BORK!!!! Der shoopin, bumm sergudd.

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 5 points 1 week ago

"wrong answers only" is meant to be funny not vomit inducing.

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm waiting for the "we're going to hold you in the country for staying in the country to long and hold you and extra day for every day you continue to be in the country". At this point I wouldn't put it past them. The cruelty is the point.

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