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[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 1 points 17 minutes ago

I was going to take it in a 1987 Toyota Camry, manual transmission, but the clutch burned up (not my fault... Maybe), and my parents didn't want to get it fixed. I took the test in the driving school's only manual transmission car, which was... A gray sedan, with a second brake pedal for the passenger.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 31 minutes ago* (last edited 31 minutes ago)

Manual transmission, 1982 SAAB 900. It was canary yellow in 1981 when it was made. It was what I called dog puke yellow by the time I learned to drive in '95-'96.

AKA a sturdy shitbox

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Imaginary. I've never taken a driver's test or had a driver's license.

I am, however, fully instrument-rated on my local urban mass transit.

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 1 points 21 minutes ago

Which mass transit vehicle did you pass your test in? How did parallel parking go?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago
[–] iks@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

2001 Yaris TS 1.5

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 4 points 10 hours ago

2011 VW Golf R

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago
[–] Guthix@midwest.social 26 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Not a bad way to gather some security question answers I guess

[–] tyler@programming.dev 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

To anyone reading this, generate a password for your security answer and stick it in your password manager. It’s safer than trying to remember a fake security answer and much safer than using a real security answer.

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 4 points 13 hours ago

I just use nonsense answers or answers that make absolutely no sense to anyone else. (Inside jokes and the like)

[–] realitista@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago

PIece of shit

[–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

1985 Volvo 240 station wagon. Puke colored.

[–] mossberg590@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

1981 Ford LTD station wagon in 1990

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

2001 Pontiac Grand Prix I'll never forget, hell of a car

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

1993 Dodge Caravan

[–] ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip 3 points 18 hours ago

Brazilian '97 Chevrolet S10 very similar to this one:

[–] eugene171@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

The Honda Security Question Scraper

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Car

I know nothing about cars

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Mine was definitely a car too

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

1998 Ford Escape. Pretty reliable car as long as we kept driving it. My mom sold it to a friend for $500 in 2020. He went on vacation for a week and it died 😆

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago
[–] jimp@feddit.uk 3 points 22 hours ago

Yugo 45


Very much like this one

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Toyota Corolla

My dad's car. The family car. Decent car.

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[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

Kia Pride. First generation. Falling apart, basically a soda can with wheels. Clutch so atrocious that I basically had to relearn how to drive during those fifteen minutes. Allegedly someone I knew got one that didn’t even have a gas pedal, just a relatively high idle.

Only the finest public property here in Lebanon.

[–] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

bicycle I think

[–] genuineparts 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Fairly easy. VW Golf. Almost all Driving School cars here are some sort of VW Group Cars (VW, Audi, Skoda)

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[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 4 points 1 day ago

Mom's green 94 Ford Taurus. But I learned to drive in Dad's 89 rust brown Honda Civic hatchback with a manual transmission.

[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

F.A.P. 1314 truck 6 years older than me.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

FAP truck

Cruising around with the boys in that thing

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I passed in 2007 with a VW Polo ❤️

At the moment, my learners are passing in a 2015 VW Scirocco 😎

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Took my test in 1997 in a 1994 magenta geo tracker with a stick shift.

[–] SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I daily a newer version of this car from 1999, also with a stick shift but no 4wd.

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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

chevy caprice classic

[–] benni@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some Audi, it was quite nice and new and the instructor would pet it and whisper to it every time I stalled the engine during lessons.

[–] Ydna@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Yep it was a Ford Datamine

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 1 points 20 hours ago

1969 Mustang

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Oldsmobile Delta 88. I learned to drive in the largest car the driving school had. The thinking was if I could maneuver that beast everything else should be easy. I guess it worked?

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

That's a beauty

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

Like most Brits, a Vauxhall (Opel) Corsa.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Jeep Grand Cherokee, 1998 model I think

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Shitheap.

Mark 2 Volkswagen Polo.

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

BMW 118i. Shittiest turn signals I have ever used. Come to think about it, maybe that is the reason BMW drivers avoid using them.

[–] keen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] HeerlijkeDrop@thebrainbin.org 1 points 21 hours ago

Toyota Yaris

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago

null (haven't taken a test yet and don't have a reason to)

[–] hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

'96 Saturn Wagon in red. Mom bought it after a car accident left her unable to drive a manual transmission for a year when I was a freshman. She made me learn to drive in it, then as soon as I passed my test she brought herself a brand new Honda CRV with manual transmission and gave me the Saturn. I drove it until I finished graduate school in 06, I gave the Saturn back and she gave me $15k to buy a new car of my choice as a graduation present. My new husband and I chose a Ford Focus wagon, manual transmission, which we drove happily until it's final demise in 2023. Mom sold the Saturn to a friend in the next state of over for a few grand but she drove the poor thing into a flooded road and killed it less than a year later.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I used to have a little Saturn stick shift. It was the best car I ever had. Hated to see them go out of business.

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