owl

joined 7 months ago
[–] owl 8 points 3 months ago

The duck dynasty

[–] owl 13 points 3 months ago

New Dork
Panels rust before they just fall off
There's nothing that won't bork
Now you're the New Dork
These gas pedals will get stuck down
Launching you to the new world
Now you're the New Dork, New Dork, New Dork

[–] owl 4 points 3 months ago
[–] owl 5 points 3 months ago

Manager: The glass is too big

[–] owl 2 points 3 months ago

They do there belly flops, where they rise from the water and splash on it. I suppose that is pretty close, but I have done neither.

[–] owl 1 points 3 months ago

I kick people and flip em off. Does that meet criteria?

[–] owl 2 points 3 months ago

Me neither, saw it a few times

[–] owl 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Number one: In 1945 corporations paid 50 percent of federal taxes. Now they pay about 5 percent."

[–] owl 1 points 4 months ago

I mean he did show emotions before. Did you see the interview where he cries?

[–] owl 3 points 4 months ago
[–] owl 6 points 4 months ago

oh, that's good

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