rivan

joined 11 months ago
[–] rivan@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is normal deer behavior. It only gets sketchy if they talk to you.

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

I blame mitochondria

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The time needed to build a lawsuit, usually about six to ten months

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

You'll eat the fake breast cheese and you'll like it

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Lincoln was already president, so yeah I'd say it's possible.

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Zeus to anyone, including himself

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 27 points 7 months ago

My respect, for one.

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago

Yeah but are they, like, available?

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

I wanna be Liberace when I grow up ( I'm 35 )

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago

I use 'my liege' and 'boss' quite a bit.

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago

Citation needed? Nice try CIA I ain't no snitch.

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