Bake her a loaf of bread:
Here's the simplest recipe possible, absolutely no kneading, 4 ingredients (I add 1 tbs of oil, softer crust, which makes 5 ingredients)...you just have to leave it to rise for 15-24 hrs, so it ain't quick. If you want a cheese bread, add a cup of shredded cheese plus another tsp salt.
True story, late 1970s a bunch of us were camping and buddy drops a hit of purple microdot...not feeling it after about an hour so he drops another...an hour later he vanishes. Nothing we can do as access to our camp is by water only, it's pitch black, and we're in the bush...bear, deer, moose, etc. Buddy stumbles out of the woods after daylight...he'd spent 10 hours hugging a tree, on 2 hits of cid. He never did acid again.
the crazy eye
Cool.
Now do beans.
Praise Bob.
Translation: Corn. Pig. No Beans.
It's misogynist tropes. As is the 'monogomy ain't natural' bs.
As others have said, you're talking to the wrong people or affirming a confirmation bias, or a combo....
The grass is always greener. Anecdotes aren't proof.
And, ymmv!
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