smuuthbrane

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A wizard arrives precisely when it's most glorious in c/tenforward@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Where do I send all my money for the indy remake of the trilogy with this as canon???

How much silver powder (by mass) is in this beaker? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

1026g. Based on the amount of visible water volume, and a guess of more above that subtracted from the total weight.

There is no I in team people, Get on this business right away we're going to make a fortune. in c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

There is an "i", it in the A hole.

US Ambassador to Canada: “It is Outrageous That Canadians Banned American Products From Your Shelves. It's an insult to us" in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

Canadians to US Ambassador: "Ligma."

‘It’s Outrageous That You Banned American Products From Your Shelves’ in c/canada@lemmy.ca
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago

"How dare Canada enact targeted action in response to our targeted action. It's not fair!"

🎻

Left rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

For free???

Left rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 65 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Driving? You're fine.

Drifting? You'll get yer peepee whacked.

Things you say whilst parking the car that you can also say in the bedroom in c/videos@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Let me try again.

I mean... I don't see the problem? in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago

Exactly! The diagram is simply a schematic.

*Permanently Deleted* in c/askmeanything@lemmy.ca
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

No question here, just a friendly hello from neighbouring Canada. 👋

Adding this to my belief system in c/dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Do, ecosystem collapse due to human activity is actually hastening the return of the Saviour?? 🤔

Having to sneeze with a mouthful of food, knowing there's no escaping the collateral damage that's about to occur in c/everyday_bingo@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's more of a choose-your-own-adventure kind of thing. Do you:

  1. spray the room and everything and everyone in it?
  2. sacrifice your shirt sleeve and possibly your lap as well?
  3. hope your hand or hands can contain it all?
  4. let loose on the floor, where only the floor and possibly your footwear is at risk?
  5. Bellagio Fountains, everyone gets to participate!
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Chowdered Donut (sh.itjust.works)
 

Stolen from Lemmy ShitpostsDonut filled with chowder

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Sample gut flora of people with "auto-brewery syndrome", culture the samples, and sell them in pill form to DUI lawyers for their clients. (sh.itjust.works)
 

This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you'd have no trouble selling each pill for $1000.

Or, sell the pills for way less to those that want to get drunk off bread or pasta. Either way it's a totally plausible, feasible, potentially lucrative shitty idea.

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PCBWay does CNC and sheet metal, apparently together (sh.itjust.works)
 

I thought this group might be able to appreciate this part. I ordered 5 from PCBWay. They are 1/4" mild steel. For just over $30USD each I got them in 16 days. But I have SO MANY questions about their process.

I wanted to share my incredulity with group that might also have their minds blown with this.

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Scab in a Can (sh.itjust.works)
 

A can or bottle of an edible liquid that, when applied to skin, dries to a peelable scab-like consistency.

Mainstream? No, but the niche this hits it would hit HARD.

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I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent. (sh.itjust.works)
 
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text notice overlaid on feed (sh.itjust.works)
 

Just got the update overnight and now i have a text overlaid on my feed. Is there a way to clear the message or otherwise get it to disappear?

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portrait to landscape refreshes feed (sh.itjust.works)
 

I've had this happen a few times now when looking at images, I tap an image to open it, turn my devise to landscape mode, but instead of seeing the image my feed refreshes. Known bug, or has anyone else found this too?

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refresh on portrait to landscape transition (sh.itjust.works)
 

Hey, I've experienced this a few times now. I've clicked an image to view it, but to get a better view I've switched to landscape mode. When this happens, instead of seeing the image still, my feed refreshes. Anyone else getting this? Known bug maybe? Thanks!

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sort by "New", updates instantly all the time? (sh.itjust.works)
 

I'm still playing around getting my bearings here, trying to explore this still-growing federation. I've tried browsing by "New" on both mobile and desktop a couple of times, but on desktop it's almost unsuable. Any time there's a new post, the INSTANT it goes up my feed updates, and scrolls down. Sometimes it's one post, sometimes a dozen.

To me (opinion here), sorting by "new" should sort of be a timestampped thing: I want "new as of right now but nothing more". If I refresh, sure update me to the latest. But a list that's live updating as things happen? That's... not useful to me.

Am I missing something, or does anyone else feel similarly?

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