super_mario_69

Hell yeah! Huge congratulations to mr largepenis.

Animal Well! There's some incredibly obscure and esoteric puzzles in that game. Many of them are completely optional, but they're so intriguing that I wanted to figure everything out anyway. I don't think I'm anywhere near "done" yet, even though I beat the last boss already. You can unlock the ability draw on the map as well, so you can keep track of things.

Also maybe Noita? Completing a run and beating the last boss is basically just the tutorial, that game goes deep. There is an in-game achievement tracker for completing some unbelievably convoluted puzzles and challenges.

Relieved to learn I'm not the only one with this problem. I was a split second away from posting a spicy-ass Slammer meme in a company-wide slack channel the other day. I even turned off the middle click paste thing on my Good Computer, but I can't remember how I did it and I've never been bothered to do it on my work laptop (Bad Computer). Imagine, I could save myself from quite a lot of occasional stress if I took the two minutes to solve this problem, but I'm still probably not going to do it. The mind works in mysterious ways!!!

Yeah dude

My half-estranged mother-in-law came to visit us and saw my little Lenin shrine that I made for May 1st (and never took down because why would I). It was sick. The most predictable finnish boomer reaction one could imagine. That tyrant! That murderer! Oh, the shock! It was pretty great. Thanks, Lenin. I should make a notch somewhere on the shrine for every time he does this.

Djungelvrål is the GOAT

My phone (pixel 4a) is getting too fucked up to use. I could try replacing the screen and the battery, but not only is that a huge hassle and a rather risky operation, but the parts alone are more expensive than just getting a new phone. But I don't want to get a new one because all new phones are so god damned huge. I have super long weird spider fingers, and the pixel 4a is already at the limit of what I would consider comfortable. mfs calling 6.3" "compact". Who the fuck are these 6.7" monstrosities made for??? Who wants this shit????? What the fuck????? I fucking love all this freedom of choice and capitalist innovation we're having. FUCK

The title is in turkish yeah, but the artist is swedish I believe

Oh my fucking god

Few things are as uninteresting as listening to someone else's dream, but this one felt different. I had a scary realistic dream last night that the skyscrapers in Helsinki were destroyed by some kind of fucked up artillery shells that burned them to a husk in an instant, and only left the burned out skeleton of the buildings standing. It was during a fireworks display, and three of the boomy sounds were a lot more ominous and deep, and then a few moments later the shells came and hit the buildings at the same time.

That was scary enough, but I remember being more scared about what the potential reaction will be. Everyone will blame the russians, of course. People were already frothing with bloodlust in the direct aftermath, including the friends I was with. That felt fucked up. But wait a minute, the shells clearly came from the northwest? And why did I hear the artillery firing? Must have been fairly close, how would the russians have gotten there? This was obviously planned to coincide with the fireworks to, idk, mask the sounds? Then I woke up relieved as heck that it was only a dream. Not looking particularly much forward to when this kind of scenario inevitably plays out in the not-too-distant future.

:yea:

Well put. I knew the time would come eventually, but I naively and selfishly kind of hoped The Big One would happen behind the scenes or that "someone else" would deal with it, but alas. It seems it's going to have to be me, after all. Reminds me of that saying "If not you, then who? If not now, then when?"

Funnily enough I'm much more worried about my cats than myself. little babies need their treatos more than I do

Woah! How does "follow fruit / need be" imply "if"?

Love these posts btw, keep it up