swab148

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"Please, let me go back! I'll do anything, just let me try again!" in c/twosentencehorror@sh.itjust.works
[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 5 months ago

Three sentences

Injectable Male Birth Control Effective for at Least 2 Years, Says Biotech Startup in c/usa@midwest.social
[–] swab148@startrek.website 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It works until it doesn't

Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
hmmm in c/hmmm@lemmy.world
[–] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 5 months ago

I think he likes ska

To whom it may concern in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 5 months ago

Don't forget the literal slavery at their rehab centers!

Intention of holding eggs in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] swab148@startrek.website 8 points 5 months ago

AND I'M ALL OUTTA BUBBLEGUM

I never had problems with permission again after I know the real power of sudo in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
[–] swab148@startrek.website 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

https://analognowhere.com/_/xmmtgc

Spirits, why does my girlfriend have to work late on her boss's boat so often? in c/askouija@lemmy.world
[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

💦🍑🍆

Forbidden Fish in c/funhole@lemmy.sdf.org
I'm telling ya Jimbo.... in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $300 to to have a garbanzo bean on me.

*Permanently Deleted* in c/news@lemmy.world
The ultimate goat in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We might need a simulator for this

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Would a federated dating site work well? What would it look like? (startrek.website)
 

Basically title, every bit of online dating nowadays is either Match or Meta, and we're all about breaking corporate chains right?

So these are the thoughts I had:

  1. Matches based on simple user selection: age range, lifestyle, hobbies etc. None of that dumb algorithm stuff that makes you reset your profile every month.

  2. ActivityPub protocol so that anyone can run their own instance, but can also be blocked if anything heinous happens.

  3. E2EE for messaging (and anything else if it's possible).

  4. Someone wrote an open-source anti-CSAM script for Lemmy recently, I hope we could adapt that to our use.

  5. Just, like, everyone have a good time on this app, we're here for love lol

I am not a coder, so I would have no idea how to do this, but I wonder about the interest in such a creation. Maybe some of you out there could make something I could use to get a date (pls).

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Me when I see these awesome dudes at the top of All Top Day, Top Six Hour, Top Twelve Hour, Active, Hot... (i.ibb.co)
 

I wish I was just like them <3

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Making memes from every episode of DS9 [s01e17] (i.ibb.co)
 

In other news, I now have the ability to screenshot, and access to a warp tool. My shitposting powers grow by the minute.

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

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Making memes from every episode of DS9 [s01e16] (i.ibb.co)
 

And got the hots for some soup!

I am convinced that this episode gave rise to the goo fetish we all know (and love).

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

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[META] Could I post an advert for people to join my band? (startrek.website)
 

I just wanted to know if that was allowed here. I have a Craigslist post ready if so, if not then I won't do it and you can delete the post!

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Making memes for every episode of DS9 [s01e15] (i.ibb.co)
 

Well you got caught with a killer dwarf! Well, how 'bout that? Well babies, don't you panic.

By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright! I'll get you a galactic mechanic.

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

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Making memes from every episode of DS9 [s01e14] (i.ibb.co)
 

A good trader always knows when to exploit the youths.

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

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Making memes from every episode of DS9 [s01e13] (i.ibb.co)
 

I am a servant of the secret [f a m i l y], wielder of the flame of [f r i e n d s h i p]! The [s c a r y t h u n d e r] will not avail you, flame of [m y o w n p r e d e c e s s o r s]! Go back to the [s k y]!

Do you really need a lightning monster to bring your community together? What implications does this have for us? Do we need a lightning monster?

Since y'all are so much better at the history and lore of Star Trek, I've decided to start crowdsourcing my memes! (Especially after the very embarrassing miss of Finger.) If you've got any ideas for future episodes, shoot me a message!

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

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Making memes from every episode of DS9 [s01e12] (i.ibb.co)
 

I'm a big girl now!

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

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Making memes from every episode of DS9 [s01e11] (i.ibb.co)
 

I wish I knew how to quit you.

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

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Making memes from every episode of DS9 [s01e10] (i.ibb.co)
 

He didn't choose Ferengi life, Ferengi life chose him.

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

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Making memes from every episode of DS9 [s01e09] (i.ibb.co)
 

What do you mean, nobody was ever in any danger?

Credit for the background goes to costume-works.com. I stole their idea for a children's Halloween costume and turned it into an obscure Star Trek meme. Isn't the internet weird sometimes?

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

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