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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 100 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I find the phrase “Born with the intention” in itself worthy of head-scratching.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I think its meant sort of as physical intention aka the body doesn't have the ability to "hold eggs" (jfc) yet but will try to develop the capability in the future. A sneaky way to try and include infertile cis women but it still excludes many of them as there are various reasons for infertility. Interestingly the phrasing also excludes all women post menopause but that's to be expected given the amount of representation those usually get (the amount being zero).

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Women are born with their eggs, but that’s not true for women who are born without ovaries, which has got to be possible, so this is a dumb definition anyway

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)

Also post-hysterectomy if it includes the ovaries. Sorry bitch, still a woman.

Personally my definition of a woman is anyone subject to misogyny.

I suppose it's wrong, because attacks on transmen are also rooted in misogyny, but that's the misogynists' fault.

For the religious: "Sometimes God puts a soul into a body that doesn't match. The soul is sacred, and until it can be released from the body permanently, we owe it to those souls to recognize and help them. God doesn't make mistakes, it's us He's testing."

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[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Born with the intention to chew bubblegum & Rock n' Roll.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago

AND I'M ALL OUTTA BUBBLEGUM

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

One internet search later:

https://patient.info/forums/discuss/born-without-ovaries-634173

There are cis women born without ovaries.

Thus Lea the bigot is disproven.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

I think she already knew, why else would she mention the people born with the intent of holding eggs (whatever that means).

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this the kind of picture millionaires take these days?

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago

Or anyone from, you know, the rest of the world.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm having trouble finding anyone born with intention. Neither biology nor evolution have plans or intentions. We are fundamentally lipid based sacks of water.

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're arguing from a religious perspective that understands God as providing intentionality

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Which is a self-defeating argument, because if it were true, then women who don't have eggs are functioning exactly as "intended," and don't fit this definition of "woman"

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[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is deeply confusing to me why people think they can define a word in a way that covers all it's meaning and no additional ones and make fun of those who admit they can't.

Challenge for anyone, define "to eat". Remember, you have to cover eating soup but not drinking tea, or smoothie. But obviously, that isn't everything.

[–] neatchee@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It shouldn't be that confusing, considering this is literally the challenge lawmakers (honest ones, as rare as they are) face.

There's a great blog post by Neil Gaiman (despite recent revelations about his misconduct) that talks about "why we must defend icky speech".

Long story short, the law is a blunt instrument. If you cannot clearly and accurately define the terms being used in the language of the law then you wind up with a law that can be applied beyond the intended scope. Like when you write laws about freedom of religion and then wind up with The Satanic Temple erecting statues of Baphomet in court houses. Or banning the Bible from library because it contains depictions of violence and sexual deviancy or promiscuity

These issues aren't just academic. They have real-world consequences. Like, there have literally been legal rulings made based on the presence or absence of an Oxford comma

Is that kind of pedantry useful to the average conversation? No, of course not. But there are people trying to make laws that target women, or trans women, and if they can't accurately define what a woman is then the law can be used to target people they didn't want targeted.

Which is one of many reasons why trying to target trans folks with legal authority is a fool's errand

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

What shouldn't be confusing?

In this particular case the available words are easily found in a dictionary, and if it comes to law you can easily write about cisgender women and transgender women.

The problem is people that want the word women to not include trans women. They want to say trans women are not women, while also saying trans men aren't women, and that's why to them it is gets confusing talking about what gender is. Because once they realise they are basically saying trans people are not people, they subconsciously know they are morally wrong. And it's confusing when you think you are doing something that is morally right, while knowing (maybe only subconsciously) you're not.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago

Honestly, I don't know what you are trying to tell me. I am not trying to be rude, I just don't understand. But I have a point that I understood and disagree with.

Defining words isn't the "challenge" of lawmakers. Most words used in most legal systems are undefined within it and the rest are defined by words which aren't defined. E.g. the American legal system is built on that acknowledgement. That is why they work with case law. (Also I wasn't talking about defining words in a legal setting. So not sure why we talk about it like this)

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

There's hormonal, chromosomal, and gamete definitions of biological woman/man and you'll want to be specific about which youre referencing and why it is even relevent for the text.

Hormonal woman with XY ("male") chromosomes and no eggs: Complete Androgen Insensitivity

Chromosomal woman with no eggs and low hormones: Swyer Syndrome (born without ovaries)

Men who have eggs: Chimeras, probably, and this guy: https://www.yahoo.com/news/chinese-man-shocked-learn-ovaries-202311718.html

[–] cyphear@lemm.ee 27 points 1 month ago

Ah, I can see Diogenes has made an impact on people.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"capability of holding eggs" covers the vast majority of humankind. Hands are useful like that.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 25 points 1 month ago

Welcome to the joke.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

In this economy?

There's gotta be at least six figures worth of eggs in this photo

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That man is moments away from financial disaster

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

That man is 100% in Germany. He's fine.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I once dropped 6 eggs while working and cried

[–] themanfromoctober@lemmy.cafe 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There’s a deep insecurity in recognizing that there aren’t “objective right answers” to a lot of things. Language is not a law, it’s a negotiated thing. Being a trans man doesn’t sunder me completely from the existence of living as a girl, and there are contexts in which my “assigned” sec does matter. The fact that abortion is utterly illegal in my state is just as harmful and terrifying to me as it is to the cis women I know.

These are people who desperately want to feel in control of the world, and the idea that they would not be able to put a person into a category based on their immediate evaluation of their sex makes them feel a loss of control. It’s attacking something of their ways of knowing, it’s an epistemological challenge that sends them reeling.

With lesbians - it’s the gold star lesbian types. They find joy in their identities as lesbians, which is great, but they treat penis in vagina sex as a contagion. It almost “horseshoe theory”‘s back into sounding like conservative Christians. They squint at some actually good critiques of porn and the way that human sexuality is marketed, and turn into a Holy War against the Y chromosome. This is not common - but it’s a very marked type of pathology. The TERFs are the type to actually be manhaters - to post things like “it’s a girl or it’s an abortion.”

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[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Look man I know that my taxonomy doesn't work... but have you considered that it was created with the intent to work?

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Trying to categorize people into strict definitions for the purpose of determining their responsibilities without considering feedback from the people themselves about how they want to categorize themselves violates Kant's categorical imperative, also known as Granny Weatherwax's definition of sin as “when you treat people as things”:

The nature of sin

“There is a very interesting debate raging at the moment about the nature of sin, for example.”

“And what do they think? Against it, are they?”

“It’s not as simple as that. It’s not a black and white issue. There are so many shades of gray.”

“Nope.”

“Pardon?”

“There’s no grays, only white that’s got grubby. I’m surprised you don’t know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.”

“It’s a lot more complicated than that—”

“No. It ain’t. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they’re getting worried that they won’t like the truth. People as things, that’s where it starts.”

“Oh, I’m sure there are worse crimes—”

“But they starts with thinking about people as things . . .”

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago

A woman is when a guy crosses the line. You say "Wo! Man!"

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's funny, but it's not really a rebuttal, since the claim is that it doesn't exclude any cis women. A better rebuttal would be antinatalist women who are also born with defective ovaries. (I'm sure there'd be at least one person like that.)

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 7 points 1 month ago

at least one person

I recently learned that 1 in 5000 women are born entirely without a uterus.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Now say he's a featherless (female) biped and we're full circle

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