wallybeavis

I hadn't thought about which direction it'd be pointed, I guess I assumed it would be pointed forwards...as a warning to all of my enemies - especially if they include Artic Char, those guys need to lighten up and let me smack them with my sweet long tooth

It's all good, as long as it points forward, and not up, or down...I'd hate to be tripping over it - but it would be so worth it to go around smacking fish for no good reason 😂

Forget sharks with lasers, I want a narwhal tusk on my head!

Being flightless, you never want to test a penguin's fight or flight reflex

That headline was a wild ride, I really did not expect to ever read any of those words in that order

As an expert on all things involving the Internet, and a whale biologist, no. Follow me for more home improvement tips

Two things that are almost always in my fridge are pickled sliced red onion, and pickled jalapenos. It's so easy to put together, and a nice bright addition to dishes

Okay, calm down Satan

Edit: This time science has gone too far 😂
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/73939/pickled-cheese/

All these years later, and her character is one of my least liked. The actress's portayal was so good, it still makes me irrationally angry to this day. I can feel the condescension in this image

It's hilarious that people think I'm some kind of problem solver for all of their random issues they send over. I've even told them when they send me their errors - I literally copy and paste it into google (and now bing b/c google is becoming cluttered with garbage). Some of them just can't wrap their head around just googling the error code or error string.

Maybe the one thing we can do is filter out the irrelevant answers, and choose the correct/closest solution, that way they don't have to wade into the mess

I'm defintely not 3 ducks in a trench coat