watson387

joined 2 years ago
[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago

Every time you sneeze you ruin a perfectly good pair of pants/underwear.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

save kittens from trees

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

War Boobs ~~Bad~~ Good

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Coat hanger. If it's in the front, go through the nose. Side, ear.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Did your partner make it for you?

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago

Why the fuck would anyone ever want that?

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Love this shit

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Trump's handlers take care of all the thinking.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Don't make assumptions about me.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If it is, I won't vote for the first time ever.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

My ex-wife was tarded. She's a pilot now.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 week ago
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