watson387

joined 2 years ago
[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Your morphing options only include a small child, an ant or a giant pink dildo.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

You can't control the destination.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

Everyone secretly despises you.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

They're all completely horrible and you can't block them out.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

Every time you sneeze you ruin a perfectly good pair of pants/underwear.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

save kittens from trees

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

War Boobs ~~Bad~~ Good

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Coat hanger. If it's in the front, go through the nose. Side, ear.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Did your partner make it for you?

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 weeks ago

Why the fuck would anyone ever want that?

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

Love this shit

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