zanyllama52

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[–] zanyllama52 35 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Showed this to my kids. Their reaction was:

Kid 1: bruh

Kid 2: Is that the guy from Peaches?

[–] zanyllama52 9 points 11 months ago

That would be my move.

[–] zanyllama52 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Y'allqaeda... Love it. Thanks @Ostrichgrif@lemmy.world

[–] zanyllama52 5 points 11 months ago (9 children)

I don't think I know what the nine line helicopter is supposed to mean.

[–] zanyllama52 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Could you still enjoy the non-Canon stuff even if Disney doesn't want you to?

[–] zanyllama52 5 points 11 months ago

Getting off to VR porn while everyone is home. What a legend.

[–] zanyllama52 2 points 11 months ago

Truly a spectacle.

[–] zanyllama52 4 points 11 months ago

Password reuse is a real mother fucker. Good luck.

[–] zanyllama52 6 points 11 months ago

Well, I would love it if my tightly wound boss would pull something like this. Way out of character.

As a college student, I walked into the multi-use bathroom, and proceeded to a urinal. Strange, rhythmic, wet sounds were coming from the lone stall in use. I thought, "Okay, what the hell is this?" and tried to wrap things up quick, in case things got weird. Too late. I then hear another strange sound from the stall, something like crinkling wax paper. None of this made sense to my young mind. Then I hear a wet "plop" from the stall, and more crinkling wax paper noises. I quickly finish up, and turn to leave. On the floor of the stall I can see a partially eaten Subway sandwich. Unbelievable

This base human then picks up the sandwich, and continues eating.

To this day, I do not eat Subway.

[–] zanyllama52 2 points 11 months ago

Some. Crossface chicken wing, ankle locks, hammer locks, etc. More of these techniques come from hapkido.

[–] zanyllama52 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I've done several years of grecco-roman and freestyle wrestling, a little boxing, and several years of taekwondo, hapkido, and judo.

I'm an okay striker, but I like the close-up stuff more; joint locks, submissions, take downs, etc.

Looking to transition into Chinese martial arts in a few years.

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