zebidiah

joined 2 months ago
[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 1 points 15 hours ago

"Fuck outta here with your garbage little trinket. Rolex as a whole, doesn't come anywhere NEAR the big three in any capacity, so go get yourself a real watch and I might be impressed, because all you've shown me so far is your have more money than taste...*

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Nah, El Salvador!

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 day ago

...what year is this???

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mmmhmmmm... I actually live in one such country, if you want a gun you take a course, pass a test (and a background check), get a license, and you can then go buy a gun.

In the united shitholes of america, you find a guy on Craigslist and meet in a Walmart parking lot...

Infact virtually ALL the gun crimes committed in my country is because of guns being smuggled in from yours!

But hey, that's a real cool straw man you got there! Good luck with that!

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"Fuck free healthcare, education, food quality standards, safety regulations,y right to own guns is more important than all that, and fuck them (school shooting) kids"

Signed -america's "patriots"

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

so i guess i'm going to hold on the the pixel 8 for as long as i can then......

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca -3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You know we wouldn't even really need fractions if it wasn't for your stupid inches and feet right?

Metric countries have no real use for them

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

... and yet, they keep winning election after election after election.

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I heard they were thinking about turning the presidential daily brief into either cartoons or a fake news channel stream just to get him to pay attention.... So yeah, Truman show Whitehouse sounds eerily plausible

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 38 points 5 days ago (4 children)

fellas, is it gay to wash yourself?

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Motorcycles!🏍️🏍️💨💨

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 85 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You're not a dick for getting someone's pronouns wrong... You're a dick if you intentionally and continuously misgender them on purpose.

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