zqwzzle

joined 2 years ago
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

They don’t completely turn to goo, structures are already there in caterpillar form. https://youtu.be/4RaCURU6A2o

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 117 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

I mean… a few people have been pointing out this shit doesn’t make sense for a few months now.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 64 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Never accept a counteroffer, they’re just going to use it to buy time to find your replacement.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 27 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

“Would you like to accept a collect call from HEY MOM CAN YOU COME PICK ME UP”

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 50 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

JavaScript trying to look nonchalant in the corner.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 116 points 4 weeks ago (8 children)

Forward their info to one of the scam baiters like Jim browning.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 weeks ago

Remember back when the most scandalous thing involving him was the rumoured Russian pee tape? We had it good back then.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like the original “torment nexus” phrasing better.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

They’re not known for their critical thinking. Or thinking at all.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

I will pronounce Boops boops however I please.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago

Well that’s one way to reduce the populations reliance on cattle farming.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Stock up on your essential oils. /s

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