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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 63 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That smash mouth singer is dead too

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (3 children)

He was a prick if that helps

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Momento mori.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Kid at work doesn't know what a collect call is.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 27 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

“Would you like to accept a collect call from HEY MOM CAN YOU COME PICK ME UP”

[–] vrek@programming.dev 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

bobweaadababy eetsaboi

[–] hash@slrpnk.net 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Bruh I barely do and I'm a 25 year old techy. I'm sorry, you're old.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I'm sorry I'm old, too

[–] PlexSheep 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm 22, no idea what it is

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Once upon a time, instead of putting a quarter into a payphone you could dial 1-800-collect (there were many options) and after that call someone else and make them pay for the call instead.

The kids might not know what a “payphone” is either.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 7 points 5 days ago

I only know it from American movies, because it was never a thing were I live.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Shrek...?

Really?

That's what you mark 2001 by???

[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What else would they use? Tomb Raider?

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

How about September 10th, when 2.3 Trillion dollars were announced missing...

... Or what happened the very next day.

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Something else happened in 2001

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 40 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 days ago

Nothing as significant as Shrek though

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hey now, you might be an all star, but you gotta get your game on and go play.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'd rather be a rock star, got any advice for that?

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 6 points 5 days ago

Get paid, my dude

[–] Ediacarium@feddit.org 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

the best advice that I ever got
Was from my sister's rock star boyfriend.

Just get you a guitar and learn how to play
Cut up some jeans, come up with a name
When you're living in a world that you don't understand
Find a few good buddies, start a band

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

For me it is trippy to know that all the little kids I looked after when I was 20 are now 20 themselves.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I did my first babysitting gigs at age 13, in 2002.

I vividly remember playing dolls with my neighbor’s daughter. She just had her first baby about a month ago.

Sometimes I forget how old I am. Then I do something like “going too long without eating,” or “sleeping on the same side for too long” and it’s like my body full-on revolts against me. Sigh.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I feel you. I'm born in '87, but I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That is such a perfect metaphor, I may have to steal it.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Ha, guess you're not a LotR fan then. It's one of the phrases from the book that folks quote often, I think mainly tongue in cheek, because it's phrased a little funny. But it definitely carries meaning for sure.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 days ago

Yeah, kids that I taught in kindergarten have now graduated. It's definitely strange.

[–] barooboodoo@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 days ago
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago
[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago

Wait... Shrek came out 24 years ago? Not five?

Welp, looks like I got more than one foot in the grave.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Wow. I remember seeing Shrek with my mom in 2001. I also saw Finding Nemo with her in theaters. I love my mom. I haven't given her any grandchildren though. To her dismay. But she loves me unconditionally. Moms are the best. No one understands love better than them.

Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 7 points 5 days ago

TranscriptionTweet by "average joe" @jazz_inmypants

there are children being born whose PARENTS were not alive when Shrek (2001) came out.. Crazy how the years start coming and they simply do not stop coming

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Wait till our descendants will refer to 90s as ancient times of the Internet.

[–] zipsglacier@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

My 11yo asked me if I was born in "the nineteen's"... Yes child, some of the people from that era are still alive today.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

Vampire spotted. 🙃

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

The new grads at work already do this. Bunch of gen zs who categorize themselves by who was both in the 90 vs 00s

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It’s almost as if people grow older with time?

Who would have thought.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 6 points 5 days ago

It's the speed we perceive it that we're talking about, friendo. It just feels so recent

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