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Anon has a typical everyday average British morning (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tell me about it, it's like, every time I want to get some grilled prawns there's always someone who goes "Oi mate, where's yer Barbie license?"

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And in Australia doing the same it's "Oy wait up mate, where's your Ocker licence?" Luckily we don't need barbeque licenses, tong licenses, etc. we got away from the UK to escape all that bureaucratic red tape

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

explain NSW then, and their fun police?

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

Well how else are they going to justify strip searching minors?