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Love it when a tradcath cryptofascist gets to dialogue with a tradcath fascist about Wookiepedia-level religious trivia

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago (5 children)

God the Jesus fandom is so utterly up it's own ass. What is this even about, Vatican 2 broke their spellcasting system so now they can't eat Jesus?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago

Good person: idk I just try to be nice to people and do onto others blob-no-thoughts

Ex-Manhattan socialite who broke her brain doing too much coke: SO WE HAVE TO EAT JESUS morshupls

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Yeah it's like Catholic ultraleftism: I'm the only smart one, everyone else is a dummy, so that's why Jesus closed the door for all of us to press the Eucharist button.

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Catholicism 5th edition has been very controversial for being too simple and accessible to wide audiences, elitist players want to go back to 3.5

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Cathfinder has a huge fanbase too

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

And like this isn't even a joke, this is a literal thing that happened to a religion with over a billion adherents and there are literally groups of them fighting over a rules revision. Ffs.

[–] HexBroke@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Vatican 2 broke their spellcasting system

no mechanical changes but some of the users were extremely unhappy with spells not being spoken in a foreign dead language

it's like if you just decided you didn't need to learn the lingua arcana and anyone could just speak English and cast

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

It's kinda bullshit that they removed the material cost for absolution, I get that it fits better thematically, but all these lowskill clerics are just spamming Redemption constantly with only one point in the Protestant subclass

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We’re waiting for Vatican 3 to drop soon. It should clear everything up

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I want to see another papal schism in my lifetime.