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[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not true, Bolsonaro fucked chickens

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Next weeks headline is going to be him in a hospital bed recovering from bird flu that somehow required him getting another surgery on his gut

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Just to be clear, I'm not kidding. He was on TV at one point talking about how he and his friends all fucked hens because (according to him) that's just what you do when you grow up on a farm. I wonder if he crippled his immune system with that shit.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Maybe he's just haunted by a poultrygeist

[–] Hexphoenix@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ok listen this one can't be true, like if he said that then he made it up. Because you literally can't fuck a chicken, that kills them very quickly. People have tried, and they don't try twice lol

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think they were his chickens, so he might have been killing them.

[–] Hexphoenix@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Huh, then yeah I guess that's possible in theory kombucha-disgust

[–] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

If you read the memoir of poet Reinaldo Arenas, he said he would fuck chickens on his family farm as a kid, so that is probably when Bolsonaro did this as well.

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

im gonna need more than three sentences on this

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You'll probably find it about as fast as me, depending on how much wading you will tolerate. I swear this used to be more available, I saw the video of him saying it! Apparently the program he said it on was called CQC and is not airing anymore, but that article is understandably more concerned with his cartoonish racism and homophobia.

I think this is it? It's not subtitled, though

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Thanks for confirming heart-sickle

holy shit. thank you

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Classic Brazilian humour though, let's be real here.