Wow. Just Wow. Beautiful site you have here. Absolutely gorgeous. We had a site like this. What a beautiful site it was... but the Democrats made us take it down. It's true!
My staff tells me you people hate the Democrats. Well then folks you're in great company. When I become president I will dismantle the crooked Democratic Party and Make America Great Again!
Now we had a great debate last night folks. The crooks and cowards at CNN tried to stop us from winning. The Democrats tried to stop us from winning. But we won, didn't we folks? We won the debate and sent Sleepy Joe home with tears running down his ugly face!
So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I'll be here all night folks! I'm Donald Trump!
EDIT: That's all folks! Thanks for having me, Reddit. You were a great audience. Not the best I've had but good enough!
Mr. Trump, I am a liaison of President Xi from the People’s Republic of China on Hexbear.net.
Secretary General Xi wishes to inform you that you are a very smart man and the only president the American people deserve to lead their country.
Should the illegal government run by the Democratic president Joe Biden proceed with their prosecution against you, which everyone knows is totally unfounded, Secretary General Xi would like to extend an invitation for you to come to the People’s Republic of China to run your government-in-exile here against the illegal government of the United States.
Would you be willing to accept this invitation from Secretary General Xi should the cheating Democratic Party attempt to oust you in the near future?
I appreciate Mr. Xi's support, but I will NEVER abandon my country! GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES!