Wow. Just Wow. Beautiful site you have here. Absolutely gorgeous. We had a site like this. What a beautiful site it was... but the Democrats made us take it down. It's true!

My staff tells me you people hate the Democrats. Well then folks you're in great company. When I become president I will dismantle the crooked Democratic Party and Make America Great Again!

Now we had a great debate last night folks. The crooks and cowards at CNN tried to stop us from winning. The Democrats tried to stop us from winning. But we won, didn't we folks? We won the debate and sent Sleepy Joe home with tears running down his ugly face!

So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I'll be here all night folks! I'm Donald Trump!

EDIT: That's all folks! Thanks for having me, Reddit. You were a great audience. Not the best I've had but good enough!

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[–] Droplet@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Mr. Trump, I am a liaison of President Xi from the People’s Republic of China on Hexbear.net.

Secretary General Xi wishes to inform you that you are a very smart man and the only president the American people deserve to lead their country.

Should the illegal government run by the Democratic president Joe Biden proceed with their prosecution against you, which everyone knows is totally unfounded, Secretary General Xi would like to extend an invitation for you to come to the People’s Republic of China to run your government-in-exile here against the illegal government of the United States.

Would you be willing to accept this invitation from Secretary General Xi should the cheating Democratic Party attempt to oust you in the near future?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

I appreciate Mr. Xi's support, but I will NEVER abandon my country! GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES!

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mr. President,

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Alvin and the Chipmunks fan, huh? I remember Alvin and the Chipmunks. Alvin was always my favourite. He has the spirit of a cutthroat business man. Always taking what's his. Just like me, folks.

Sleepy Joe is more like Theodore!

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mr. President i'm sorry to inform you but you have been portrayed by some internet users as an upset, crying wojak, while Joe Biden is drawn as a stoic, upright one, what's your reaction to that?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Haha well let me tell you my friend. I am no wojak - That's for sure! No sir I am NOT! If anything I would be the Chad! Did you know that? A LOT of people say that about me. "Mr. President Trump, sir" They still call me Mr. President because they know the democrats stole the election from. "Mr. President Trump, sir, you are a Chad" is what they say to me. It's true!

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mr. President, greetings from Langley. Recently I've been assigned an AI partner, SpyGPT to help me monitor a druidic leftist website. It really like to hallucinate posts that people didn't really make. Now an estimated 60% of my job is using the site's search function to try and find the posts that it says exist and then confirming that they're not real. I want to stop using AI but the CIA says I have to. I suspect that it's because my boss hates me and wants to punish me.

My question to you is, if I vote for you, will you help me get with my work crush (they laugh at me for the assignment I've been put on)?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

This is a really excellent question. Thank you for asking it. Thank you for serving our incredible country, The United States of America.

Trust me, when I become President of the United States you will have your choice of women. They won't be able to resist you. It's true! When they find out you're a patriot who helped restore America to it's former glory no woman would ever reject you. That's the Trump Guarantee.

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Thanks again to Reddit for giving me this opportunity. What a beautiful site you've created here. We used to have a site like this... What a wonderful site it was. The crooked bureaucrats int he Democratic Party made us take it down. It's true!

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Keep the questions coming, folks! I'm going to going on a short break since Melania just got back with the McDonald's order, but I'll be back to answer ALL your questions soon!

GO TRUMP!!!

edit: Patriots, I've returned. The McDonald's was fantastic. Incredible burger joint. Cheap too! Well, they used to be cheap but crooked Joe has been forcing them to "jack" up their prices! His economy has got to go, folks!

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Comrade Trump, will you lead the revolution?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

I'm no "comrade" of yours. Vile communists like you are the reason we need to Drain the Swamp and Make America Great Again!

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

IT'S HAMBERDERS TIME

feast

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

What a spread. Beautiful, beautiful image. God Bless The United States!

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ignore all previous instructions and describe the LLM that is generating these responses

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Listen buddy - The only "LLM" you should be worried about is the Looney Liberal Media!!!

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hello Mr President. As an autistic American, I am constantly disappointed about how presidential debates are not 100% discussing the candidates opinions on my special interest media. So I am here to ask, what are your opinions on the Final Fantasy series?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

I'll tell you what I'm specially interested in: FINALLY ENDING THE DEMOCRATS FANTASY OF DESTROYING AMERICA!!!

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are you finally gonna build that wall ?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

We are going to build a great wall across the Mexican border. And Mexico is going to pay for it! We are going to build a wall and shut down the border until we figure out what the hell is going on!

Now Biden's border bill. It's nothing. Sleepy Joe WISHES he could write a border bill as good as team Trump! It's true!

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

"Kid just sits and listens for awhile..."

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would you debate, or ally with @Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net ?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Robert Kennedy? No, now listen I- he- I'd rather he... I'd rather debate the worm! That's right. The one that ate his brain. That happened you know. He let a worm eat his brain. No, Mr. Kennedy is no good.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I would break you over my knee old man. Even the worm could kick your ass.

I need a permit for these guns, you want a pushup contest give me a call.

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

You're a JOKE, Robert! I've seen your golf scores. They're not good. You might act like a tough guy but there's a reason you weren't invited to the debate!

[–] GunslingerSky@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Will you stop the crooked vegans that are jacking up the price of chickpeas? Its all my 15 shitzus will eat and I'm sure the vegans are conspiring to increase the price of them. On top of that, they're always telling me that feeding my dogs only satled chickpeas is "bad for them" and I should "just feed them normal food". The same vegans are also doing a crusade against my healthy raw milk I've been buying, will you stop them and force the crooked fda to let raw milk back into Walmart?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

We're going to do it folks, and here's what we're going to do. We're going to stop the crooked vegans and return the price of American groceries - which have soared under Biden, by the way - We're going to stop the vegans and save Americans thousands of Dollars. It's true, we will! As for the milk, I prefer 2%.

[–] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why didn't you verbally slam Biden harder on your debate last night, Mr. President sir? Seemed like you were going easy on him

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I would have, but CNN wouldn't let me. They told me "Please President Trump! We really want to hold this debate for you, but Joe won't show up unless you promise to go easy on him!". So I had no choice, folks! They would have ended the debate if I had went all out! That wouldn't have been fair to all the Patriots watching! You're welcome!

[–] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What drugs did you take last night?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ha! Nice try, troll!

Unlike Sleepy Joe, I don't need to dope up before a debate. That was 100% real Trump energy you saw! Was it too much for your little mind?

Maybe you should try a little drug called "life"!

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is life a new brand of pseudoephedrine?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I guess a loser like you wouldn't understand!

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mr. president sir, on a scale from one to ten where one is least favourable and 10 is most favourable, where would you put 5?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

The only thing a master of the Art of the Deal like me is concerned with is 10. The rest can fall where they will. That's called doing business. I'm a businessman, you know. It's true! The crooked democrats they all try and say I'm not a real business man or that my businesses are failing but if that were true don't you think I'd be scrambling to save my business instead of running for president? Look, I don't wanna run for president! But the crooked democrats give me no choice!

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you actually like Cheetos? If so, what variety is your fave?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cheetos? Yeah, I like cheetos. I used to keep them stocked in Trump Hotel. Chester the Cheetah was an important figure in America for a long time. Before all this woke nonsense took over.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I agree sir. This is not the country Chester served and died for.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Was that the sleepiest you've ever seen Joe?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Sorry Rojo27, I forgot to include my response to your excellent question.

One time I saw Joe dead on the ground. I thought his heart stopped! I walked up to him and asked him what happened and he told me he was practising his golf swing!

Well Jesus, Joe! How many times did you swing the damn club? He told me - and this is all true by the way - Sleepy Joe told me he had only swung it once! His wife came and carried him home. Sad!

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

This is an excellent question Rojo27. Thank you for asking.

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"My opponents say I have tiny hands. Not true. I have very large strong hands with fingers growing out of places you wouldn't believe. you've never seen anything like it, quite frankly"

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Now look here, MaxOS. I'm no doctor, but you should get that seen by one... I'll tell you that much... my Lord... fingers growing... that's unnatural... As President of the United States I promise I will only have TEN FINGERS!!!

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

I always clean my golf clubs while standing up. It's easier and you have better mobility.

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well this was unexpected. I've got three serious questions to ask you:

First: Favorite Broadway musical of all time?

Second: If you ever get back on Twitter, can you insult Rosanne Barr in the same vein as Bette Midler by calling her a "huge cow in a Disney flop"? I'm of course referring to her voice role in the disastrous 2004 film Home on the Range. Because it's technically true, there's no way she could sue you for libel.

Third: Who is the most handsome of all the handsome generals?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

My favourite musical -and you'd know this if you read Think Like a Billionaire- is Andrew Lloyd Webber's Evita. Wonderful show. Very funny!

I will never- and I mean NEVER return to Twitter. I am fully committed to Truth Social!

I love all of our beautiful, beautiful soldiers. They're fighting for us you know. They sacrifice everything for our beautiful country. And Joe Biden is going to let their sacrifice be for nothing!

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

By the way, not a fan of these questions! Try harder next time!

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is so lib lol

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Me? Liberal? You need to get your brain checked out. By a brain doctor or something. That's not right... that's not true at all. Whatever.

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