Or at least make people forget about it faster, and that is the presidential sons debate first proposed on chapo. Hunter vs Don Jr and Eric, a no holds barred, no muting mics, all substances allowed cage match debate. 3 men enter, 1 man leaves to be crowned Biggest Presidential Son. It won't do anything about Joe's liquifying brain but it might make people forget, plus with Hunter's charisma he can only help his dad's campaign

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[–] Droplet@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

In 2004, former Taiwanese President Chen Shui-bian who was losing in the polls had an assassination attempt on him, took a bullet to the stomach and it was enough to carry him over the finish line.

It has been widely speculated that the assassination attempt was a false flag planned to garner sympathy. The Bidens could think about something similar along the line before the November election.

So MAGA gun nut, national sensation, we must defend our democracy against Trump and his deranged supporters.

[–] Roonerino@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think Biden could even survive a fake assassination attempt anymore. A milkshake would probably cause him to crumble into dust.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

If he had a milkshake thrown at him he would explode like he took a direct hit from a 40mm grenade

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Even a fake assassination attempt would be enough to stop biden's heart

[–] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Secret service takes the bullet, "assassin" uses a pistol so the bodyguard survives. "Assassin" is tackled before a second shot fired.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

a pistol shot anywhere near biden would kill him from the shock of the blast

edit: the CIA wouldn't even need to get the heart attack gun out, just send somebody to clap loudly right behind him and he's a goner

[–] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fair point. You couldn't have him in the loop on it or he'd be like listen, fat, I faked an assassination.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Cou- could Joe Trump do that? Nah man, he, (staring), he, he couldn't do that. Dan Trump couldn't fake an assessment! joe biden dot com.

[–] Droplet@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Maybe do it on Hunter then. Then claim “if you’re not voting for Biden now, you’re selling this country out to Trump”.