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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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WYR: be trapped in a mall for 24h with a Silverback Gorilla or 5 Black Mambas. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[โ€“] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yep. If it's your stereotypical American mall, just break open one of the food court stalls that has fruit, and get yourself to the opposite end of the mall. Let the gorilla have some food, and stay as far away as you can :)

[โ€“] mke@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Those are actually great points.

Guess I'll die by my bad decisions.

Or hide in one of those myself? Not like snakes open doors.