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[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 109 points 10 months ago (3 children)

"teenage"

How do you do, fellow kids?

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Did this at work last month, I am 35.

[–] Huckledebuck@sh.itjust.works 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tried it at with last year at 42 and realized i needed to do a bunch of stretching first.

[–] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I talked to my doctor about it before attempting it.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

My knees just don’t go there if I have to leave the ground

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

You gotta keep that youthful exuberance going, man. Keep killing it out there.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I broke my hip doing this on the way to Bingo last week.

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 10 months ago

I'm so glad today's youth is still playing Bingo

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Now that I'm in my thirties I no longer have to (can) jump

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'd still do it if I wasn't afraid of my knees exploding on impact, plus the only run up I'm getting is the pain running up my back when I move.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

My right knee is still killing me from it raining last week.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Start working out. My knees in back were in a ton of pain before I got back into shape.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I think i see your problem: knees aren’t supposed to be in back