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Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach (theonion.com)
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[–] Beastlygr@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hehe “bear hands” Now all I see is him waving his furry bear hands around.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 months ago

turns out RFK jr is just a far-gone druid who spent too much time in animal forms, and now struggles to be human