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Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach (theonion.com)

submitted 7 months ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ha, like RFK believes in surgery

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh he does believe in surgery, but only with his bear hands.

[–] Beastlygr@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hehe “bear hands” Now all I see is him waving his furry bear hands around.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 months ago

turns out RFK jr is just a far-gone druid who spent too much time in animal forms, and now struggles to be human

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Jon Stewart said that he did the Big Mac thing to make up for insulting the food that goes on Trump's plane, lol. He was sucking up which makes it funnier to me.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

Trump loves humiliating the people who support him, it’s a big part of his playbook

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

How he doesn't vomit amidst those bizarre antihumans...