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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 18 points 6 months ago (6 children)

The only time Americans will use metric /s

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 months ago

A fuckton is 2000 fucking pounds. A fucktonne (note the spelling.. metric) is 1000 fucking kilograms.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 months ago

Nah, that’s a « fuck-tonne »

[–] ilost7489@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Metric fuckton has more punch though.

What is that, 2016 pounds or 144 stone? British units make no sense...

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Nah, Americans use metric for selling drugs at the very least.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Also for gun calibers (is that the right word?)

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Too true! ( Yep, that's the right word)

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 6 months ago

Drugs, not even ounce

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can't buy a cup of crack in the US?

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Volumetric measurements aren't really good for drugs, the density of the drug may vary depending on quality, origin or manufacturer, in the case of crack and meth. Weight is always better, but then you measure with half, quarter, eighth and sixteenths of ounces. See, we do have to use fractions after all.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I guess I have a lot to learn before launching my drug cartel.

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact, in America, a ton is 2000 pounds, which is slightly less than a metric ton. In America if you order a ton of bricks, you'd get less bricks than you would if you ordered it in France.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Damn shrinkflation