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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)
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[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 12 points 6 months ago (7 children)

This doesn't effect me, I don't shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.

[–] Barowinger@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Arguably, if you also count holes in your head, you should get to 7 even as a guy:

  • 2 nostrils
  • 2 ears
  • mouth
  • urethra
  • anus

Did I forget any?

Actually, do ear plugs count as dildos too? I think you can buy them in boxes of 10 usually. That seems kinda much under this new law.

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 months ago

I find your erasure of burn victims and other with atypical anatomy very ableist.

I also never claimed to be human.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 6 months ago

And belly buttons.

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