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[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'll say. I was sailing the seas back in the late '90s. By 2007, I had amassed quite a hoard of treasure.

[–] shawn1122@lemm.ee 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Motherfucker was unborn while the rest of us were downloading Darude - Sandstorm on Napster.

[–] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do not cite the deep magic to me, I was there when it was written.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago
[–] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] KnightontheSun@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

The first rule of Usenet is….