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A bidet. You can install it yourself in 20 minutes and enjoy a lifetime of cleaner buttholes and save on tp.
Sitting on one right now, clean cornholio!
I was looking for this, glad I found it. Bidets are life changing on a level that's honestly hard to describe. Basically, it's kind of like that super addictive game from S5E6 of Star Trek The Next Generation, except without the negatives. I've you start, you can't stop.
You can just use a shower and save some money and time.
How does getting in the shower save time over the 10 seconds it takes to spray your bhole?
How cold is the water when it hits you?
Depends on the water that ur toilet gets. They usually hook up to the toilet reservoir intake (I don't know the actual word for this, it's just the backrest part). All the bidets I've used have been fine, I haven't had any thatre like too hot or too cold then again, unlike Goldilocks, I'm not too picky ab temperature.
I actually don't mind it, especially in the summer. You can get heated ones that cost more. Maybe my anus isn't that temperature sensitive?
I'll never 'go' without one!
Seriously though, bidets rock. Try one, get a good one, and you'll never go back.
Every time Iβve tried to use a bidet, Iβve hated it. The water feels uncomfortable and sudden, and then I feel like I either canβt get dry with toilet paper and get chapped later, or it breaks up from the water and leaves pieces everywhere. The air dry varieties seem to contribute to chapped butt too. I know some people use wash cloths, but frankly the idea of leaving butthole cloth out in the bathroom weirds me out also.
What is the secret to enjoying these things? Am I just too damn American for them?
When I use a bidet at home, I always do a few wipes first to avoid the breakup. Then I pat down with tp after to dry.
I get that some people want to save tp, but I just want to feel clean after I drop a bomb.
The key is to use a hose and not a fixed one. The fixed ones don't really allow you to clean where you'd like whereas the hose ones let you aim wherever. At least that's how it's been in my experience.
You have to do the bidet dance with a fixed one, works just as well.