this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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Wait, what?
Like, just shove my tongue in there or...?
Are you sure you don't want me to go just a little north of that?
Dude, the pussy maw has got lots of nerve endings.
Teasing the Sarrlac with your tongue is a great way to be a cunning linguist. Alternate between smacking the hooded bandit like you're DJing a squelchy techno set.
Going down on my girlfriend in about 20min before bed. I will now never not see the sarrlac. Also, for you morons thinking to just lick the clit, ASK. girls know what feels good and will tell you.
Enjoy your sarrlac