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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 55 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Dude, the pussy maw has got lots of nerve endings.

Teasing the Sarrlac with your tongue is a great way to be a cunning linguist. Alternate between smacking the hooded bandit like you're DJing a squelchy techno set.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Speaking of retired gifs. Perfection. I truly LOL'd.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Going down on my girlfriend in about 20min before bed. I will now never not see the sarrlac. Also, for you morons thinking to just lick the clit, ASK. girls know what feels good and will tell you.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Enjoy your sarrlac