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Anon’s clingers slow his apotheosis (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>be me
>biohacker focused on male vitality 
>spend years optimizing my life style diet and sleep
>Ice baths
>gigachad testosterone levels achieved
>read some estrogen is absorbed by the man during sex through vaginal fluids 
>read orgasm increases prolactin levels which makes people take on nurturing roles
>stop having sex with wife
>stop taking care of son
>testosterone goes up 21 points
>Deep sleep improves and pulse lowers
>wife won't talk to me
>son cries a lot and grades dropped 
>told son to meditate to regulate his amygdala to avoid his prefrontal cortex from shutting down 

How do you anons deal with the ever growing attacks on masculinity?

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[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 141 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It reads like satire, but I know there is a number greater than zero of men who do this.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 77 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Attention: The person above is attempting to have you publicly mogged. Masticate my new supplement, Eagle Tar, to recoup your stolen androgens NOW. Sell your car, do the tar!

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Tar made me join the police academy and slap my wife just thinking about it. MAn i suddenly feel... Great Again, like I'm back in the double wide with my 3rd cousin Peggy and sister ^(in-law)^ Sue-Ellen. Oh Sister Sue how I Peg and U

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sell your car, do the tar!

Instructions unclear, became linux femboy

[–] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

You misread them you were supposed to be a Lexus fuckboy

[–] dan00@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Eww wtf sex with wife??? That’s so gay brother, you better start taking Eagle Tar and stop with this nonsense pussy eating shit and start mogging these bitches by supplementing yourself with real alfa cock.

[–] int_not_found@feddit.org 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That Poe guy is really lurking behind every corner you look

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nevermore

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago

Quoth the gay anon

[–] totallyNotARedditor@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Except from the son part I think I can name a few people I know