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Anon’s clingers slow his apotheosis (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>be me
>biohacker focused on male vitality 
>spend years optimizing my life style diet and sleep
>Ice baths
>gigachad testosterone levels achieved
>read some estrogen is absorbed by the man during sex through vaginal fluids 
>read orgasm increases prolactin levels which makes people take on nurturing roles
>stop having sex with wife
>stop taking care of son
>testosterone goes up 21 points
>Deep sleep improves and pulse lowers
>wife won't talk to me
>son cries a lot and grades dropped 
>told son to meditate to regulate his amygdala to avoid his prefrontal cortex from shutting down 

How do you anons deal with the ever growing attacks on masculinity?

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[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 142 points 1 month ago (9 children)

It reads like satire, but I know there is a number greater than zero of men who do this.

[–] int_not_found@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That Poe guy is really lurking behind every corner you look

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nevermore

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

Quoth the gay anon

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