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Microblog Memes

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 48 points 18 hours ago (18 children)

Also, anything becomes a bizarre sex act if you put a place name in front of an inanimate object.

A Yukon hairdryer.

A Baltimore oilcan.

A Moscow boot lace.

A Nairobi ice cream cone.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 20 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

A Saskatchewan can opener

The ol' Miami snowshoe

I think you're on to something...

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 13 hours ago

The Albuquerque Track Shovel

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