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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

she gave birth to me, so I “owe” her this

That sounds like a contract. you didn't make a contract. That's a con :)

It's actually backward, it should be that she was so good to you over the years that you "WANT" to help her with all of this.

P.S. she WILL blame for for the IRS audit.