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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 9 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

So if I am an introvert, I should wear a MAGA hat and an ICE jacket?

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

It would only keep decent people away. Assholes would flock to you.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What if I wear a transgender pride scarf

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Then you'd look like a trans for Trump person, making both sides hate you. That just might work! Although you're at risk for violence from Trumpistas.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 3 weeks ago

What if I carry a gun

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