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You're nothing but a small-minded bigot. You know nothing of my situation, but have already justified it in your head that I'm a bad guy.
You sure put a lot of words to justify being a landlord, which is hte only part that matters, leech, and even you know it
I don't have to justify shit to you. I'm sorry you've disillusioned yourself that somehow I'm the enemy because of your inability to buy a house.
Your hatred and ignorance makes you no better than any other prejudiced hate group. You know nothing about me, but you think it's okay for people hurt me and my well-being because you already determined I'm some sort of "enemy". Hell, it's how most monsters morally justify committing heinous and even monsterous acts against others that they perceived different to them...or against them.
Get help dude. Not sure where you fucked up in life that you think your behavior is acceptable, but seriously mate, you should see someone about it. It's not healthy.
Clearly you think you do, given your paragraphs of unread whinging, you leech. Try to pass your guilt of being a shitty leech in society to me all you want, being a "bigot" isn't possible against leeches like you
Keep being salty. I'm sorry mate, your inability to get ahead isn't my problem, but maybe it's just easier to convince yourself that your just a victim instead of being an unsuccessful bigoted little troll. This is a 'you' problem. I have zero guilt. Literally zero about owning property. If you need to call me a leech to make yourself feel better about being a complete fuck up, have at it. Hope it helps you feel better about yourself.
It doesn't exist at all, making assumptions to look stupid again bruh
Liaaarrrrrr lol
Whatever you have to tell yourself mate. Trolls gonna troll I guess.
Yeah, I'm gonna keep calling you a shitty leech if you keep trynna defend your pathetic ass, it's pretty simple