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[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Coke is not synonymous with either pop or soda...

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 30 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It is in the south, at least where i was

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

How do you order an actual coke in the south?

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago

"Ill have a coke" "What kind?" "Regular" or whatever you want, "pepsi", "diet", "dr pepper" etc

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The real question is "how do they order other sodas". The answer is extra steps.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'd imagine you just say the name of the other soda. I don't say "I'd like a Dr. Pepper soda" after all.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago

Although you might say an orange pop 😉

[–] knightly@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 2 weeks ago

"When I first come to America I wanted a cola and I say 'cola?' and they would be like 'excuse me?' and I say 'cola. Cola. Cola!' but it wasn't cola; it was cock. Right? You would say 'i want cock.'"

[–] three@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'll have a coke, please.

[–] Static_Rocket@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Where was that? I was in Georgia for most of my life. Everyone I knew said Coke when they actually wanted a Coke. Soda was the generalized term.

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I can confirm this. I've graduated to just calling everything by its name brand at this point.

[–] ngdev@lemm.ee -4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

not true at all, born and bred texan and literally nobody says coke unless they want coke

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wow its almost like theres dofferent experiences for different people in different parts of a huge state. We have a third texan weighing in that it is true right below you.

[–] ngdev@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

worked in restaurants for a long time in the most populous area and never heard that, so the chart is wrong in that area specifically. been all over texas and also never heard it anywhere so I'm willing to bet this is all just bullshit

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Person discovers that individual experience is not an absolute truth, more news at 11

[–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

That's because they people there are ignorant.

[–] unrealMinotaur@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 weeks ago

Found the european

[–] Mac@mander.xyz -4 points 2 weeks ago