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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

How about just hug a real human. Problem solved

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

How will they sell a human at the lowest cost? People have to eat and sleep.

[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

They might not be able to feed your brain

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

slavery was made illegal decades ago

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

officially iirc yes, in practice no but because prisoners aren't considered human ¯\(ツ)

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Neither are the disabled apparently

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In Japan they have clubs for that sort of thing

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago