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In Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size" (infosec.pub)

submitted 4 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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I'm sad that I missed posting this on the 4th

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[–] qwerty@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How does it compare to amateur mayonnaise?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago

Amateur mayonnaise practices until it gets it right.

Professional mayonnaise practices until it does not get it wrong.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Sips from mayonnaise bucket

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 7 points 3 days ago

Slurps from Coke bucket

Sticks entire head into KFC bucket

Rinse and repeat until coronary arteries are plugged shut

"Murica"

[–] Lag@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

You didn't even microwave it first.